The novel I have been working of for some time now is currently titled 'Emma and the Madhouse Kids' and sure, it sounds good.
It means there's going to be:
*an Emma.
*Kids, possibly from some "madhouse" - whatever that means.
And those things are true. But, believe it or not, there's actually a lot more to it than that. Firstly, while there is an Emma, she actually isn't the main character. She thinks she is, and in a way it is all about her, but the main character is actually Alex. So should I call it 'Alex and the Madhouse Kids' instead?
What about those Madhouse Kids? Well yes. I mean, no. There is a bunch of kids at a medical facility where experiments are done on their brain, but never once is it referred to as a 'Madhouse'. Maybe I need to work on that. Maybe I should just call it 'Emma'.
But maybe I can keep it as is. I mean, think of all the books with misleading titles. Wait. Don't even think. Here is a list.
The Six Most Misleading Book Titles.
1. 'To Kill A Mockingbird' - Not a story about killing birds.
2. 'The Neverending Story' - Well the main gripe I have with this title is that it ended.
3. 'Trainspotting' - Unless that actually is a term for Heroin that I've never heard of.
4. 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' - Just nope.
5. 'The Man in the High Castle' - Amazing book, but no. The title is all wrong.
6. 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' - No. No-one had breakfast there in the entire book. I don't even know if you can have breakfast there. I thought it was a Jewellery store.
But you know what? Despite having titles that just make no sense, most books on that list are amazing. So I will stick with that title for now. And you know what? When I write the sequels, their titles won't make sense either. 'Kiara under the Reichstag' and 'Devendra versus the Tokyo Traitor' - well until I think of something better anyway.
Which I am certainly going to do at some point after they've been published.
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